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THE REAL LAMER TEST
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THE REAL LAMER TEST,
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Do you get sick and tired of all those democrews trying to make lamertests ?
Yess ? good !, this one is the real test and it will show, after you made
some questions if you are a real lamer or not !
It's all very simple( a lamer can do it ) you must answer the questions with
A, B or C .
Write down all the A, B or C's and then count the points, well you see soon
enough wat i'm talking about !
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1. Who is Jack Tramiel is he,
A: The founder of the D.B.A.
B: Boss of the Atari corporation.
C: Really Bugs Bunny ?
2: What does Mr.Cool mostly eat,
A: Carrots.
B: Nothing at all.
C: disks.
3: What's the D.B.A. magazine,
A: A porno magazine.
B: A porno magazine.
C: A porno magazine.
4: Who the fuck is Bugs Bunny ??
A: Mr.Cool.
B: Jack Tramiel.
C: A rabbit.
5: What's a lamertest for ??
A: To find out if you are a lamer.
B: To find out if you are not a lamer.
C: To measure you potention.
6: Where stands the E of STE for ??
A: Exchanged.
B: nothing.
C: Turbo charged.
7: What does a Turkisch guy get when he has a knife in his back ?
A: 10 years in jail, coz' of running around with an illegal weapon !
B: Pain !!!
C: Metal poisening !
8: What do ya' get with a woman with no legs ??
A: A slimey trail on your floor !
B: No room service.
C: No legs in your neck.
9: Who coded most crap for the D.B.A. ?
A: Bonus Software.
B: Ecto 1.
C: K.G.E.
10: Who is no member of the D.B.A. ?
A: Bugs Bunny.
B: Slimer.
C: Roger Rabbit.
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1. A: 3 4. A: 3 7. A: 3 10. A: 2
B: 1 B: 1 B: 1 B: 1
C: 2 C: 2 C: 2 C: 3
2. A: 1 5. A: 1 8. A: 3
B: 2 B: 2 B: 1
C: 3 C: 3 C: 2
3. A: 3 6. A: 1 9. A: 2
B: 2 B: 3 B: 3
C: 1 C: 2 C: 1
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20/ 30 points,
Yeeaaahh your a real lamer, you made it trough the test.
Your brilliant and your allowed to read the next issue of the
D.B.A. magazine.
20/ 25 point,
You have still a lot to learn to become a real lamer.
So, go and study hard, good luck to ya' !
It's not so easy as you might think( ? ) !!
10/ 20 points,
You are the worst ST fanatic i have ever seen, you can't even beat
a lamer !
You press the reset, coz' i dont want you to read our great magazine.
Scumbag, leave my corner, now !!
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